Sick of the standard message you got with your mail program?� Want to annoy co-workers with your incoming mail?� The below were all on shareware/freeware sites so don't blame me if they are supposed to be copyrighted somewhere!
Zip file with all the below files��(728K)
Get abused with your mail delivery��(22K)
A worrying alien voice��(23K)
Sickly lovers Anna & Jeff��(36K)
A formal announcement��(11K)
Bugs Bunny proclaims a letter��(35K)
Annoying (The Young Ones?) oration��(19K)
Cute?� I don't think so!��(28K)
This guy needs a woman...��(11K)
Special delivery!��(11K)
Sounds a little evil...��(22K)
Give your ego a boost with this message��(75K)
American girl - standard spiel��(13K)
Hillbilly message bound to annoy co-workers!��(45K)
Homer Simpson on Junk mail��(15K)
Homer Simpson gets excited��(34K)
Spacy incoming message��(34K)
American mail woman��(27K)
Another American mail woman��(10K)
Let go of it man!��(45K)
Warning - Mail Approaching Will Robinson!��(42K)
American man - with pansy voice��(15K)
American man - better than above��(10K)
HAL from 2001��(20K)
Duck that spear!��(50K)
He deserves to die anyway...��(22K)
What's with the traffic in the background?��(32K)
Is that a drill?��(25K)
Give it new batteries!��(14K)
Silly and bound to send you round the twist��(67K)
American dramatics��(36K)
I don't want to know what he is doing...��(26K)
For the men - definitely��(20K)
For the teenager��(25K)
Bop along - for so brief a time...��(95K)
Eh Vato - wanna check your mail?��(20K)
Is this guy sick or trying to sound sexy?��(19K)
Standard creaky Notes message��(10K)